Wyles Walkabout

No ‘Death on the Nile’

I was so relieved to board the boat and have a bit of luxurious comfort with a private, en-suite, cabin looking out on to the Nile. I slid open the large window and peaked out to see a local man riding a horse in the river next to the mooring, presumably to cool down in the water and the horse only just had its head above the water. The water lapping over the steps was surprisingly clear and not what I expected at all, but could see hundreds of little Nile perch and catfish darting about.

The boat was the M/S Marquis Nile cruiser, has 67 double cabins with 2 suites and the itinerary was from Aswan heading downstream to Luxor, taking only 3 days to cover 240km. I was surprised just how quiet and smooth the cruise was, with very little noise or vibration from the engines. On board there was a restaurant deck where the buffet breakfast, lunch and dinners were served, a bar deck above that and a huge sun deck on top which also had a smallish swimming pool. I think it would have been very difficult for anyone with mobility issues to navigate some of the stairs between the decks as there were no lifts.

There was an early morning visit scheduled to Edfu Temple. Begrudgingly we were woken up early to get there for about 06.00hrs purely to avoid the heat, the crowds of tourists and to ensure the boat departs on time. Once there, we realised the early start was worth it because we were the only tour group there. Edfu was a settlement and cemetery site from around 3000 BC onward. It was the ‘home’ and cult centre of the falcon god Horus of Behdet (the ancient name for Edfu).

Back on the boat by lunchtime with an ice-cold G&T in hand, we head off downstream, sitting on the sun deck lazily watching the world go by. The Nile is lined with green and lush palm trees of sorts but about 100m or so beyond the green seemed to be just baron desert, sand and rocks.

There were a few boats moored up, some Felucas tacking across the river with their sails high but generally the traffic on the river was very little. I was amazed at how quick the boat was travelling. At one point I paid a visit to the captain to say hello and he let me have a steer of the boat and press the horn. Felt like a big kid, but when am going to do that again? Found out that the captains of these boats have little education (otherwise he probably would not have let me have a steer…) but all have at least 30 years experience navigating on the Nile which is all done from memory to avoid the shallows etc. as the boats are not equipped with any kind of depth gauge or sonar.

There was a lock that the boat had to navigate through which was just wide enough for the boat. Some of the local traders know this is a ‘pinch point’ as the boats have to slow down, so it is here they mount an amphibious assault trying to sell their towels and shirts etc. Often rowing dangerously close in front of the boat and inside the lock too, while throwing samples in plastic bags to the top deck. Fortunate they were in plastic bags as well because one or two ended up in the pool. There was quite a bit of bartering and haggling going on over about 40ft but I don’t think anyone on board bought anything.

The dinners were a really nice buffet with the usual kind of things, rice, vegetables, chicken etc. and good puddings too. Afterwards there was an ‘entertainment show’ put on with a belly dancer and whirling dervishes but it’s not really as good as it sounds, so we headed to the sun deck and a had a few more drinks in the cooler evening air. It’s here I saw one of the other passengers who looked like Hercule Poirot so started to get a little concerned, especially if he were to call everyone together to identify the murderer. Fortunately it didn’t happen, but it was slightly disappointing they didn’t play more on the Agatha Christie theme.

Next evening we visited Luxor Temple which was a pleasure to visit at night, if for nothing else just to see a temple lit up in a different light. Very few of the temples and tombs are open at night as it would cost too much to power, despite solar becoming more available.

Next morning we had arrived at our destination and it was time to depart the boat. Shame as I could have quite happily stayed on board and cruised all the way to Cairo as it was so comfortable, but time just didn’t allow. Next on the agenda was perhaps one of the sites I was most looking forward to in Egypt, the Temple at Karnak – mostly because of the James Bond film, The Spy Who Loved Me. Once again the scale and details of these temples is simply mind blowing. They made these about 4000 years ago on a truly epic scale yet find it difficult to make a decent road these days (probably due to funding I suspect). I could have spent all day here but it was too hot, needed to get the coach back to Cairo and sadly was getting a little ‘temple fatigue’.

Once again it was a 10 – 11 hour drive to Cairo but somehow the seats seemed so much more comfortable, probably because I had a double seat to myself. But a word of advice. If you come to Egypt and travel between Cairo and Luxor by road, unless you need fuel, please do not stop for a ‘comfort break’ at the road side services unless you are wearing wellington boots and have a peg for your nose. The toilets are simply disgusting. They are the squat type toilets where everyone has missed the target zone, the floors are flooded (over the level of sandals or flip-flops) with a pungent mix of poo, urine, water and dead flies. The guys working there have a squeegee mop but instead of actually cleaning up properly, they seem to just spread it about to ensure an even covering for some unknown reason. That smell mixed with the volume of living flies and the high 30s / low 40s temperature makes it repulsive. Better off stopping on the side of the road and taking your chances with Egyptian drivers.

But, it’s all part of the experience and am certain that on this Walkabout, I will experience worse… Fingers crossed I won’t, but am sure I will. 🙂

Wyles Walkabout

Cairo to Luxor and on to Aswan…

Back in Cairo after a delayed flight from Sharm el Sheikh. It was only delayed about an hour and a half (twice the time of the actual flight itself) but it was enough to make me a feel a little uncomfortable as I had arranged for a transfer from the airport to the hotel and I wasn’t sure if the transfer would still be waiting for me. I was anticipating the hassle of getting to the hotel if he had left already without me. Fortunately he was and I never thought I would be so grateful to see a little old Egyptian man with no teeth holding a sign with my name on it.

I knew the transfer would take about an hour and in Egyptian traffic, that would be 1 hour more than I wanted. So relieved to finally arrive at the hotel and simply enjoy the air con and a cold drink.

Early start the next morning, about 05.00hrs, and headed over to Sakkarra which is the ancient capital of Egypt. It took about 2 hours on an air-conditioned bus to get there but saw the first stone stepped pyramid which was built 27th Century BC, in the Third dynasty for the burial of Pharaoh Djoser by his vizier, Imhotep, long before the more famous pyramids at Giza.

Already it was close to 40 degrees centigrade and it was quite uncomfortable in that heat, even that early in the morning. So back on the bus and back to Cairo to spend some time at The Great Pyramids and The Sphinx. The heat was unbelievable, as were the flies, sadly the amount of litter, but worst of all were the hawkers try to sell you tourist trinkets or trying to get you to ride a camel or go in a horse and carriage for an overinflated price. Even after 3 or 4 “no thank you’s”, they persist to the point where it no longer feels rude about blanking and ignoring them.

That aside though, the pyramids are spectacular and the scale is immense, 146.5m tall and each side base is 230.4m long. The Great Pyramid was built as a tomb for the Egyptian pharaoh Khufu, it took approximately 20 years to build and has three burial chambers inside. Still many theories exist as to how they were build but no matter how they were, it is almost incomprehensible that they were build in this heat. Surely the climate could not have been that different between then and now and they reckon at least 5,000 workers died during the construction. Each block of the granite and limestone is said to weigh between 3-7 tonnes. Plenty of tourists around taking selfies etc, so just to blend in…

The Sphinx (head of a man and body of a lion) also located by the Pyramids, is a lot smaller than I was expecting, only 19m high, but it’s still the largest Sphinx in Egypt. Some restoration work visibly underway so cannot get to close to it at this time unfortunately.

So after these amazing sites, it was back on the bus and back to the hotel to collect luggage and then the dreaded 410mile (10 – 12 hour) bus journey to Luxor began. It took about 2 – 3 hours just to clear Cairo’s city limit, mostly because of traffic but was just thankful for the air-conditioning. It was a long, slightly cramped journey where just as you doze off, there is a speed bump to jolt you awake. This went on mile after mile and lost count of the amount of police / security checkpoints we had to go through. Some we were just waved through, others we were stopped and had to wait for armed escort vehicles. Despite all this, being stopped in the middle of Egypt in the middle of the night with no light pollution, I could see the Milky Way. Amazing. Eventually, we arrived in Luxor at a fantastic hotel at 03.30 in the morning. All I wanted to do is sleep and zonked out immediately.

Unfortunately there was an early start next morning at 07.00hrs. Doing this to try and avoid the heat, but about a 1 – 2 hour bus ride to visit Valley of the Kings and Hatchepsut Termple. The Valley of the Kings itself is not that impressive, just looks like a quarry, but this is where many of the Pharos and kings were buried, including Tutankhamun.

Luckily we got into Tutankhamun’s tomb and saw him, well, what was left off him. He was about 18-19 when he did and was about 5ft tall. His remains are blackened and you can only see his head and his feet – the rest of him is covered in a white cloth, but you can still see him, his teeth, hair, nails etc. In a way, kind of looks like the sacrificial sausage on a BBQ – you the one that always gets burned first. The sarcophagus was separate and intricately decorated but you are not allowed to take photos inside Tutankhamun’s tomb. There are several other tombs in which you can but only if you pay 300LE (about £13) and the hieroglyphics are so colourful and preserved.

After this, we moved on to Hatchepsut Temple, which is probably what most people think of when they hear Valley of the Kings. It’s actually a Royal mortuary on the West Bank of the Nile built 15th century BC by Queen Hatshepsut, stepmother of pharaoh Thutmose III. Visibly amazing to see.

There are so many sites to visit here in Egypt, but perhaps one of the top ancient sites to see is Abu Simbel. Built by King Ramses II and cut into solid rock, they are known as the “Temple of Ramesses, beloved by Amun” it was one of six rock temples erected in Nubia during the long reign of Ramesses II. Their purpose was to impress Egypt’s southern neighbours, and also to reinforce the status of Egyptian religion in the region. Here there are two temples next to each other, one for his favourite wife and one for himself. Quite rare to find a wife on equal status of the king.

What is even more amazing is that when the Aswan High Dam was constructed in the 1960’s, Abu Simbel would have been flooded. So a major relocation project went under way to raise the Abu Simbel 65m higher up and just over 200m further inland to avoid the flooding.

After Abu Simbel, visited the Aswan High Dam. This was really interesting and is one of Egypts most heavily protected sites. When it was build it produced 90% of Egypt’s electricity but now only 10% due to population increase. It’s 111m high and stretches nearly 4km. Lake Nasser holds nearly 170 trillion cubic meters of water and it is reckoned that if the dam were to fail, the water would reach Alexandria and the Mediterranean, just over 1000km away, in under 30mins.

After the ‘GCSE Geography revisit’, quick stop at Philae Temple on an island now protected from flooding since the Aswan High Dam was built.

That’s a lot of sites, tombs and temples squeezed into a couple of days. It’s now time for some serious rest and relaxation. I am now on board a Nile cruiser, M/S Marquis and will be cruising to Luxor for the next few days, stopping off at Edfu on the way. Good news is there is a pool, great food and a great bar. Time for a G & T…